Celtic Illumination, part 9, the love that dare not speak its name!

If you did as was suggested and watched the video then the process of making a model should be simple.  It should also occur to you that most of MI5 and the CIA have watched the video too.  We are not complaining, in fact the world of espionage entertains me.  I love the fact that James Bond was portrayed as a successful womaniser when in fact most spies recruited from Oxford and Cambridge universities were ‘friends of Dorothy’.

It’s a fact of life that the British upper classes have a penchant for ‘the love that dare not speak its name’, but rather than two spies meeting in Moscow,  swopping introductory phrases like “The crow flies South from Moscow tonight” with the reply being something silly like “It’s nest is in the Volga.”  In the real world you would probably have one saying “Oh, hello sailor,” with the response being “Hello duckie!”

Of course it would probably be explained to us working class scum that by being shirt lifters, spies could not be tempted by the Mata Hari’s of the world, however I dare say the sight of a well rolled umbrella, with a poisoned tip, in Piccadilly Circus public toilets would turn many an eye.

Please, please, please do not get disheartened.  The road to becoming a master candle maker has many turns.  Sexual deviancy is not a necessary part of candle making although later on we will encounter cross dressing and I think you should be prepared for that.